my true love gave to me
two handerpants!
Let's just read how these gems are described by the website, shall we?
"Crafted in breathable 95% cotton, these cosy, palm-protecting undercrackers absorb sweat and prevent chafing, and can be worn alone (but with the rest of your clothes on, obviously) or underneath gloves, making them ideal for all kinds of tasks, from typing and lifting weights to doing jazz hands at improv shows and pretending your fingers are hunky Calvin Klein models. They really are total pants."
First of all, what the hell is an undercracker??
Second of all, who would EVER wear these?
Third of all... just why. Why. Why???
...and an ornament of yummy sushi
[Find it HERE]
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