the Brileen nuptials?

Planning and thinking about our wedding is a wonderful, fun experience... except for one woefully disappointing thing.

Brian and I don't have a good mashup name. 

I can't remember if it started with Bennifer or Brangelina, but either way mashup names have become the new cool way to refer to couples, especially when they are about to tie the knot. 

My best friend getting married this summer has an awesome mashup name made from her and her fiance's last names (Tait + Kellogg = Taitllog), and an even better one if you use her high school nickname (Weiner + Kellogg = Weinllog). 

Jealous. 

Our names, Brian and Kathleen, don't mix in a particularly fun or hilarious way. Neither do Mitchell and Morrison. 

Mitchellson? That just sounds like a different last name. 

Brileen? That sounds like a name some horrible parents would give their kid because they are trying to "brand" her in a unique way. 

Kathian? That's... dumb.

What do I do?!? This is serious, y'all. How will anyone know what to refer to our nuptials as?!?