A Dream Wedding

I received this text message from one of Brian's fraternity brothers (and groomsmen) last week:

I had a dream about the wedding. It was western themed. Brians groomsmen were me, some KA and Brian's nephew. Molly and Nancy Yates were the only bridesmaids. We all wore chaps and cowboy boots. The flower girl just kicked a tumbleweed down the aisle and you rode in on a stallion. Wtf...

And I just have one question. Does anyone know where I can get a white stallion in Mississippi?!